Thursday, April 24, 2008

How To Be Miserable

If you're looking for the recipe for wretched unhappyness...this will get you there. Author unknown.

How To Be Miserable

- Think about yourself
- Talk about yourself
- Use “I” as often as possible
- Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others
- Expect to be appreciated
- Be suspicious
- Be jealous & envious
- Be sensitive to slights
- Never forgive criticism
- Demand on agreement with your views on everything
- Never forget a service you have rendered
- Do as little as possible for others
- Trust nobody but yourself

2 comments:

Will McCullough said...

Awesome.

Roger said...

Sadly, every one of those is me.